140 characters speaks louder than 150.

So over last couple of weeks I've become a Twitter whore. I'm on it 24/7 checking the latest rants from peeps like Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Christopher Walken. Just today, I found Seth Rogen, the love of my life.

Paul Feig, director of The Office and other hilarious sitcoms, came up with this thing called Tweetales - Mini stories in 140 characters or less. I've been raping it since yesterday. I replied once to Mr. Feig and saved my story.....like everybody else. But the coolest thing about it is, he read it!!!!!! Hehehe.....

Here are some of my Tweetales. I dont know how long I will be keeping up with this, but you never know - 140 characters may turn into a feature film! (Some of them are similar because I thought they disappeared from Twitter but I found them).

my body fell heavy. i did not resurface. i'm at the bottom of the lake. before I closed my eyes for eternity, Nemo said "You are going home"

i gave my life to the one i love the most. i spend each day watching him kiss goodnight to his wife and kids. i will love him for eternity,

@paulfeig i am at the bottom of the lake. i listened to the sound of silence. i closed my eyes and nemo whispered "welcome home". (this one was saved by Paul Feig)

I ran down the flooded stairs. i crashed into him. we fell to the ground. he asked "is it me you're looking for?" i'm never late for work.

we danced all night. we were lovers for one night. she gave me her phone number. i never called her. 3 years later, i married her brother. (this one's my fave...so ironic)

the thought had crossed my mind. i looked away and there he was, beautiful as ever. he sat across from me. i never saw him on the bus again.

i sat on the rooftop to observe the dark skies. i saluted the neighbour across the street, making love to my boyfriend in my bedroom.

i filed for divorce from the man of my dreams.i sent him a package with all the documents. he never knew my name or of my existance.