* Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your mom in particular. I'm merely trying to funny. Please do not report me...to your mom.
1) Are you really ready for 103 questions? What’s your point?
2) Was your last relationship a mistake? Fcuk yea.
3) Do you believe in God? All day, every day.
4) Who is the last person you hugged? A real hug? Angelique and Caroline, my baby cousins.
5) When was the last time you drank Coca Cola? Tuesday
6) Have you ever been depressed? How did you know?
7) Have a best friend(s)? Your mom.
8) Who is the last guy/girl you talked to? My boss…because I’m at work.
9) ;;hadh;iugoyiogajdf (you'll see later)
10) How do you want to die? Sleeping.
11) What did you last eat? Sushi.
12) Have you ever been suspended? Last night, from your mom’s bed.
14) When was your last non-physical fight? Last night, from your mom’s bed. That’s why I was suspended.
15) Do you have an attitude? Don’t you sense it?
16) Keeping reading.
17) What is your real name? Veraida-Lyn Bermejo
18) Apparently this question doesnt exist.
19) Name someone you know whose name starts with the letter D? Daddy.
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? Your mom. Aside from her, Yes.
21) Do you miss someone? I would say your mom, but you are probably getting pissed me at me. I miss 5 of them, havent met the 5th one yet, but I do miss that I havent yet. But that wont be the case soon.
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? I prefer twirling with your finger.
23) Do you tan a lot? Not on purpose.
24) Have any pets? My laptop.
25) How exactly are you feeling? I have sushi brain.
26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? Of course. Because then I would be starving.
27) Ever made out in the bathroom? Sure. Every Tuesday.
28) Apparently this question doesnt exist either. Is someone racist against the number 8?
29) Are you scared of spiders? Of course not, then I would be scared of Spiderman.
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yup.
31) Do you regret anything in your past? Yes definitely.
32) What are your plans for this weekend? Oh you know…
33) Do you want to have kids? Sure, I could use one more…..
34) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an j? How did you know?
35) Do you type fast? Better than Pam I’m sure.
36) Do you have piercings? Look for them.
37) Want any more? Yes.
38) Can you spell well? W-E-L-L. Well.
39) Do you miss anyone from your past? Nope. That’s why they are in the past. Grandpa isnt the past. He’s with me all the time, most of the time. I leave him out of my private moments.
40) What are you craving right now? Gosh, all these questions can be perfectly answered with “Your mom.” I crave some sleep.
41) Ever been to a bonfire party? In my pants and you are all invited. Except you…
44-43) Shiet. Getting jipped. Now someone's been racist with the number 4....or racist against numbers that are multiples of 4. Oh me oh my!
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Apparently, I’m a jackass.
46) Have you ever been cheated on? Let’s count!!!!
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? I probably made your girlfriend cry.
48) See my theory!
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them? Stupid question. Do roommates have to be married to live under the same roof?
50) What should you be doing? Working.
51) What's irritating you right now? Life.
52) So much more my theory.
53) Does somebody love you? Yes.
54) What is your favorite color? Green + Blue + Purple = MUD
55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Oh, so you saw what I did last night?
56) Now this is getting stupid.
57) Do you have trust issues? Yea, I trust that you wont laugh at my jokes.
58) When's the last time you ate fast food? McDonald’s breakfast on Tuesday, je pense.
59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink? Wouldn’t that be a good show. I should start asking people to pay for that kind of thing. No more freebies!
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Only when my parents are being funny selves. It’s a good laugh when my mom thinks closing her eyes real tight will help her remember things that I tell her.
61-62) ;ljj;akldj;ladjf;ahg
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of? God.
64) Do you give out second chances too easily? Yes, that’s why people take advantage of me. He should pay next time.
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget? Michael, you are the reason I drink to forget. – Meredith
66) Is this year the best year of your life? Nope. To everyone else it may seem so.
67) What was your child hood nickname? Ver-ah – family and older family friends.
Veh-rah. Everyone else.
68) ;a;kloauhdjgouioai *poot*
69) Do you think you're a good person? I give out too many freebies.
70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Screw karma. God’s got my back.
71) Whats the Last thing you did before you went to bed last night? On my laptop.
72) Mary.....mmmm....Mommy.
73) What is bothering you? The fact that I’m not there yet.
74) Have you ever been out of state? Escaping the law.
75) Da cow jumped ober da moon.
76) Are you listening to music right now? Yes.
77) Do you like Chinese food? Yes.
78) Do you know your fathers b- day? April 7.
79) Are you afraid of the dark? That was a great show.
80) Is cheating ever okay? FU.
81) Are you mean? FU.
82) Can you keep white shoes clean? No. That’s why I have 5 pairs of Adidas shoes.
83) omg.
84) Do you believe in true love? Yes. I love you laptop.
85) Are you proud of the person you become? Yes.
86) Do you like kids? I like YOUR kids.
87) How many do you want? How many do you have?
88) Do you like the outside? I dont like your face.
89) Are you currently bored? Did you just swear at me?
90) Do you wanna get married? Only if you are married.
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you? No. I think it’s normal.
92) Are you hungry? All day, everyday.
93) Do you have a bank account? FU.
94) What makes you happy? Sleep.
95) Would you change your name? No.
96) Ever been to Alaska? No.
97) Is there a chance of a new tattoo or piercing soon? At the right time.
98) Do you watch the news? I am the news.
99) like anyone? I loooooooooooooooooove your mom.
100) Do you like Subway?? I like metro.
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, you're so funny.
102) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? All the time.
103) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? What a stupid last question.
